Bullshyte!

Today we have a guest post from The Wandering Elf.

She has a few thoughts on birthing babies and why some people should not be doing it.

Bullshyte!
The Wandering Elf

Wow!

I just gotta throw the flag down on this play.
Octuplet mother claims she's not being selfish:

"I'm providing myself to my children," Nadya Suleman told NBC in her first interview. "I'm loving them unconditionally, accepting them unconditionally, everything I do. I'll stop my life for them and be present with them and hold them and be with them. And how many parents do that? I'm sure there are many that do, but many don't. And that's unfortunate. And that is selfish."
-CNN

Oh, that's right, you can provide for them, by exploiting them. Yup, that's why you need a publicist. Yes, obtaining a publicist just screams of unselfishness. Risking your life and the lives of your unborn children by going against medical advice and attempting to carry eight children to term, yup, that's not selfish either. There really is no other reason to do that than to obtain the publicity by exploiting the birth of eight children. Nadya Suleman, you are selfish, you don't care about your kids, stop your bullsh*tting!

Doctors say giving birth to extreme multiples comes with tremendous risks for the mother and the babies. Risks for the children include bleeding in the brain, intestinal problems, developmental delays and lifelong learning disabilities. Suleman said her fertility specialist told her about risks for the children. But she did not want to have only one or two embryos implanted. "Of course not, I wanted them all transferred. Those are my children. And that's what was available and I used them. I took a risk. It's a gamble. It always is." -CNN

Clearly not the sharpest tool in the box and counting on us not being very smart either:

"I know I'll be able to afford them when I'm done with my schooling. If I were just sitting down, watching TV and not being as determined as I am to succeed and provide a better future for my children, I believe that would be considered to a certainly degree selfish," she said.

-CNN

Seems she wants to be a counselor. I didn't realize that counselors were paid so much, did you? That's right, they are not, unless they are in private practice (to my knowledge most are not). In fact, I just happen to know a lot of counselors and they have huge caseloads, tons of stress and crappy pay. They are often overworked and spend more time at work than with their own families. That sounds like a plan, Stan. Then there is the matter of having her own issues. Look lady, you cannot focus on anyone else until you fix yourself. I wonder how she's paying for school...Nadya Suleman, you are not smart, save your money and stay out of school!

The spokeswoman, Joann Killeen, told CNN's Larry King Live that Suleman "has no plans on being a welfare mom and really wants to look at every opportunity that she can to make sure she can provide financially for the 14 children she's responsible for now."

-CNN

A California agency says it paid the mother of newborn octuplets more than $165,000 in disability payments for an on-the-job back injury. The payments made over six years to Nadya Suleman were disclosed Thursday to The Associated Press following a public records request to the Department of Mental Health. The payments were made between 2002 and 2008, during which time the single mother gave birth to most of her six other children.

Suleman, who gave birth to the octuplets last week, was employed at a state mental health hospital from 1997 until December, when she resigned the position. Records show that for much of that time, however, she was unable to work.

-AP

Makes me sick. Nadya Suleman, you are a jackass!

"There has to be some question," says CBS News Legal Analyst Trent Copeland, "about whether or not a woman who's disabled and collecting over $150,000 worth of disability payments is really authorized to receive those payments if she's too disabled to work, but not too disabled to have at least a half-dozen children."

There were also mental health issues, Kauffman reports. Suleman was labeled as being at some risk for suicide, and diagnosed with a "depressive disorder."

-CBS

Yes, she'll make a great counselor!

I'm going to go barf my guts out now or try to figure out a way to exploit my own child for a profit since it's so in vogue now. Oh, I know, I can just go watch another episode of John & Kate Plus 8 or 17 Kids and Counting. Love to see people getting rich off of transforming their vagina into clown cars.

Clown Car

A woman or woman's vagina that has produced multiple children.
Sheila has had eight kids! Her vagina is a clown car!

-Urban Dictionary

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